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I am between earth and heaven. What am I?
I am rarely touched but often held and if you are smart you'll use me well.
The more I dry, the wetter I get. What am I?
I'm at the head of an elephant and at the tail of a squirrel
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?