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Soft, hairy, from door to door. I am the pet that always stays on the floor. What am I?
I can be cracked made told and played. What am I?
They took me from my mother's side where I was bravely bred and when to age I did become they did cut off my head. They gave to me some diet drink that often made me mad but it made peace between two kings and made two lovers glad.
When I am alive, people sing. When I am dead, people clap hands. What am I?
I sit in a corner while traveling around the world. What am I?
I flow from the Homerβs mouth when he sees doughnuts.