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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
i have hands but no arms to see and a face but do not talk no eyes but my name might disagree
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.