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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.
What has a neck but no head?
I'm found in socks ties and hands. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?