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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I stink in living but when dead smells good.
What tastes better than it smells?
Though I am dark Adam married me.
I am flora, not fauna. I am foliage, not trees. I am shrubbery, not grass. What am I?
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?