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A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime. How did he manage this?
How do you drop an egg and never break it?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel. How did he find it?
First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?