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A grandmother, two mothers and two daughters went shopping together and everyone bought one purse each. How many purses did they bring home all together?
If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
What can you stick between a 3 and a 4 so that the result is more than three but less than four?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?