Answer:
Ketchup's slightly less popular brother.
What is the saddest fruit?
A wonderful elixir, It is your fluid fixer. Gulp it down and turn like a concrete mixer. Dark as night and sweet as sin, It's like liquid heroin.
I'm a lot like a pancake, except I'm a little crisper, and I'm square, with square patterns all over.
I'm a pie, but I come with peperoni and cheese
I’m grown from darkness but shine with a pale light. Very round I am and always a lady's delight.