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Tall when seated, short when standing.
A king without a crown
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
If you count 20 houses on your right going to the store and 20 houses on your left coming home, how many houses did you count?