Answer:
This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
It can be white or blue or black, Humped or have a horn. And when it talks it sings its menuets, as it's travelling the depths.
I'm a large gray animal with a trunk and tusks. What am I?
A colourful bird that talks
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?