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What grows up while growing down?
They can swim but theyโre not fish, they are slow but they are not turtles, they live and hang from tree but theyโre not monkeys. What are they?
It can be in a hat, Or out of the bag. If you see it you'll be smitten, 'Cause it's fluffy like a mitten.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What is it that has a power socket on one end and a corkscrew on the other?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?