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I'm a lot like a pancake, except I'm a little crisper, and I'm square, with square patterns all over.
It nukes food at the touch of a button.
What kind of soda must you not drink?
This baked dish consists of an open-topped pastry case with a savory or sweet filling.
Men seize it from its home, tear apart its flesh, drink the sweet blood, then cast its skin aside.
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.