Answer:
It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit.
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.
I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken.
What can be underwater, under fire, on fire and taking water all at the same time?
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?