Answer:
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middleΒ-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is black and white and red all over?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?