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A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel. How did he find it?
How do you drop an egg and never break it?
There are 20 birds in a tree. A man comes and shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left?
When is homework not homework?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?