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A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
When is homework not homework?
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
How far can a man hike into the forest?
Amelia's teacher called her in one day and told her that she was really proud of her because when a student fell and hurt her knee, she was the only one that wasn't laughing. However, when Amelia replied back to her teacher, she said she would've laughed if she could've. Why didn't she laugh?
Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn. I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old. Then valued for my hardened gold.