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Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not
Jack and Jill when up the hill jack fell down
I have a face, yet no senses. But I don't really care, because time is of the essence.
Don't do this in the shallow end.
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?