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I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
When your undies attack you.
If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?
I can ' t be burned in fire , Nor drowned in water . You use me for your pleasure !
What do you call a bad interior decorator?
As round as an apple. As deep as a cup. All the king's horses can't pull it up.