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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are there no unemployed farmers?
We chop its feet; we drink its blood
Two letters lead you to the kind of work I do they name my namesakes name and lead me home to you
What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.
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Animal
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Food
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What am I?