Answer:
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator in 3 steps?
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk