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Some try to hide, some try to cheat. But time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name. I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
What get wet while drying
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
You will find me with four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere without needing to be tugged. Jerked or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work.
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?