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People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to Beverly Hills.
Pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth.
Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail.
What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
Describes a mysterious region and a stylish pair of shorts.