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My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute. For my face is yellow my hair is white and my body is green.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played.
Three little letters. A paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
Each of these ends in a kettle full of precious metal and the double variety is quite awesome
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?