Answer:
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here.
Canine children.
Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
I am a type of animal that hang out in the mist
In your fire you hear me scream creaking and whining yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
What am I?
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