Answer:
What has a head, can't think, but drives?
Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.
What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
I march before armies a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.