Answer:
What do you call a bad interior decorator?
A salutation from the islands.
What do geese, waterfowl and ducks have for breakfast?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
Why was the math book sad?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk