Answer:
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
It increases and decreases yet no one see it. It is not a fire and yet it can be quenched.
What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?