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What can you fill a room with that takes up no space?
4 rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, 2 floated away and 2 drowned. How many ducks are still alive?
What moves and touches water but doesn't get wet?
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
Of no use to one, Bliss to two. Men lie for it. The baby’s right,