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It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
I am a bird but I cannot fly. I'm the fastest runner of all birds. What am I?
A close relative of ketchup that people often spread on their dog.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A pony trots his way through the world on these.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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What am I?