Answer:
What animal keeps the best time?
Disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
It's small but larger than a bee, And agile as a flea. It humms but does not buzz, And it's not covered with fuzz. It is a small collector, Of juicy flower nectar.
I am a rodent that people sometimes keep as pets. I love cheese and have a long tail. What am I?
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?