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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
A muttered rumble was heard from the pen, and I, in my walking stopped to look in. What was this I saw? A massive beast, hoofed, and jawed. With spikes upon its mighty brow, I watched as he struck the turf and prowled. And yet for all of his magnificence, he couldn't get out of that wooden fence.
I hide but my head is outside.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
What word starts with 'E', ends with 'E', but only has one letter? It is not the letter 'E'.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?