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What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?
My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face. Careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind. If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not. Two good arms but reach not. A seat but sit and tarry not.
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
Lynn likes grapes but not potatoes. She likes squash but not lettuce, and she likes peas but not onions. Following the same rule, will she like pumpkins or apples?