Answer:
What asks but never answers?
I'm known for being stubborn and saying 'hee-haw.' What am I?
Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am. Yet vermin frightens me.
I have a very long neck and eat leaves from tall trees. What am I?
A close relative of ketchup that people often spread on their dog.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?