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Old Grandpa Diddle Daddle jumped in the mud puddle, green cap and yellow shoes. Guess all your loftiness and you can't guess these news.
What has a coat? Hugs you not in sympathy? Whose smile you'd rather not see? Whose stance is a terrible thing to see? Who is it that brave men run away from? Whose fingers are clawed? Whose sleep lasts for months? And who's company we shunt?
I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.
I have no teeth but I can swallow my food whole. I slither on the ground. What am I?
It can be white or blue or black, Humped or have a horn. And when it talks it sings its menuets, as it's travelling the depths.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Animal
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Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?