Answer:
It nukes food at the touch of a button.
I'm a pie, but I come with peperoni and cheese
The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.
What has a green top, red on its belly, seeds on the outside, and tastes great in jelly?
I'm a thick slice of beef or other high-quality meat or fish that is often cooked on a grill or fried.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?