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A dark-colored creature serenaded by Lennon and McCartney.
It is a big and bulky mammal, And has a trunk just like a tree. Will store water in its nose, Which is long and like a hose.
I am a rodent that people sometimes keep as pets. I love cheese and have a long tail. What am I?
Slithery critters with a taste for dirt.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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What am I?