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A king without a crown
Old Grandpa Diddle Daddle jumped in the mud puddle, green cap and yellow shoes. Guess all your loftiness and you can't guess these news.
I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.
Oh how I love my dancing feet! They stay together - oh so neat. And when I want to walk a line, They all stay together and do double time. I count them up, ten times or more, And race on-off, across the floor.
In all the world, none can compare, to this tiny weaver, his deadly cloth so silky and fair.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?