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I am always in front of you, but yet I am never here. What am I?
Deposit red liquid in me.
I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married. What am I?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?