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What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.
My first is an insect; my second is a border; my whole puts the face in a tuneful disorder.
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?