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I am the kind of ant that's good at math.
I am quick when Iām thin. I am slow when Iām fat. Wind is my worst nightmare.
I am not a toy though many use me for pleasure. I have a butt but I cannot poo.
I stink in living but when dead smells good.
I ask no questions but receive a lot of answers. What am I?
What water can you eat and chew?