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I am a piece of paper that takes most people 3 or 4 years to get. What am I?
They took me from my mother's side where I was bravely bred and when to age I did become they did cut off my head. They gave to me some diet drink that often made me mad but it made peace between two kings and made two lovers glad.
I go in dry and come out wet. The longer I stay in, the stronger my surroundings get. What am I?
I am quick when I'm thin. I am slow when I'm fat. Wind is my worst nightmare. What am I?
I am always around you but often forgotten. I am pure and clean most of the time, but occasionally rotten. What am I?
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?