Answer:
What has two butts and kills people?
It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
Given them to the girls whenever, And they'll be best friends forever. Shiny, pretty stones, Bought with massive loans
It is a desert oasis where money magically appears or disappears from your pocket.
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?