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I have a shell and move very slowly but I don't live in the sea. What am I?
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
He is not the skinniest of felines.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
I have a long thin beak that I use to suck nectar from flowers and my wings beat very fast. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?