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I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking.
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
I ask no questions but receive a lot of answers. What am I?
When I am caught I am thrown away. When I escape you itch all day.
The shorter I am the bigger I am.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
What am I?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic