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Flat as a leaf round as a ring. I have two eyes but can't see a thing.
I am the kind of food monkey likes and people slip on me and fall in cartoons.
By myself, I'm practically nothing. Worthless as a leader, but when I follow a group, their strength increases tenfold. What am I?
What is put on a table cut but never eaten?
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I hang on a stick. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?