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Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What book do teenagers and millennials love the most and voluntarily spend hours looking through?
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?