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What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month, only once in a year but never in a day?
What time of day, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards, and upside down?
It carries paper of the most important sort but also plastic, I'm glad to report. What is it?
If you need a night out, call one of these over to take the little ones off your hands for a while.
What is in the middle of nowhere?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.