Answer:
What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?
If you can get this professional's attention you can get where you need to go for a price.
What has been around for millions of years but is never more than a month old?
Defends your noggin from the hard pavement
An utensil used for bread. Also a paper cutter. Used by a thug to take a life, Or wielded by the tamest wife, When used to spread the butter.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?