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Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
You are having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this
I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. What are we?
I work when I play and play when I work.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?