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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do people want the least on their hands?
Both old people and owls are said to be possessing this trait
What can be seen but never found that only hides in the unwound?
I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?