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My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go, I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say.
Each of these ends in a kettle full of precious metal and the double variety is quite awesome
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear. All day we are bitterly pressed. Yet this I will say, we are full all the day, and empty when go to rest.
What runs around all day. Then lies under the bed. With its tongue hanging out?
Before Google, we actually had to physically look things up in this building full of knowledge.