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Thousands lay up gold within this house, But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, But no man wards it.
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
What type of bar gets you wet walking in and out of it but keeps you dry inside?
I heard of a wonder, of words moth-eaten. That is a strange thing, I thought, weird. That a man's song be swallowed by a worm. His blinded sentences, his bedside stand-by rustled in the night - and the robber-guest. Not one wit the wiser. For the words he had mumbled.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?