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No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
What moves and touches water but doesn't get wet?
How do you discover something that does not exist?
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
What is round, has a twin, and sees more than most?